Bad end to yesterday, bad start to today, bad end to today.
FML should be the title really. Was gonna write “F-M-L, FML FML FML FML FML FML FML!” Yesterday, but i turned the internet off and forgot so i ceeb’d.
My mother obviously thought it would be funny and wise to go on one of her little crazy acts and do that one thing AGAIN.
She’s a pure psycho. I tell ya. I’m not going to say what, but trust me, you don’t wanna spend your time with her in a room, on the phone. In a conversation in general.
A visit, again. But walking away unsuspected again. Really? Have you not learnt a lesson to trust me for once, instead of accusing me for something at least once a day? I swear she has some paranoia issues or something crazy like that. URGH.
Got well angry about it. “Calm yourself down, calm yourself down” they were saying to me. In my mind i was thinking, “you know what, just f* off” But i said. “You would act this way if this happened to you, and i do not have an attitude problem!”
I did say to them you could search my room right there and then. But noooo, you had to go and do that when they’d already left 7-8 hours later and call somebody else you used to hate but now suck up to. Sucha a f* idiot! You obviously clearly knew i’d been sleeping for like the past 2hours or so, but you insisted on switching my lights on in a storming entry plonk your “mate” down on my chair (which i sprayed in the morning to remove the scent of the beastly-ness) and turn my room upside down.
Yeah thanks for that. I thought i was gonna be late in the morning from lack of sleep, good job i didn’t even though i had like 20mins to get up, ready, straighten out the mess you made and out.
Bad day at school, YAY. I’m not even going to go into it. T___T
I come home to what appears to be a messy room again. I mean seriously have you not messed my room up enough?!
Top it off, i cut myself somehow bizarrely on some random thing trying to straighten out my room again from the mess.
Thanks, you’ve made my life so so great. The existence and presence of you is just to die for. I mean that literally. ¬_¬
I come home and go straight to my room. About 10minutes later you walk into my room without knocking (ofc), beaming smile on your face as if nothing happened last night at all and say “Do you want to move to Birmingham?” Ofc not you f* t*! Now F* off!
My friend’s just told me some exciting news. I’ve composed the story. The large majority of it is true. If not.. ah well, it just makes it sound good :D So here it goes:
They were sitting in the park, all nice and sunny on a Sunday afternoon just as the bright Sun was setting. The long shadows of the trees surrounding the park casting over the field.
The thoughts of being engaged had already been discussed. Young but strongly in love. He (my friend) told her (the girlfriend) that she wasn’t going to get her ring today, because he wanted her to wait. She believed him, bless her.
They were just casually chillin’ at the park, and he thought to himself “i need to get her to stand up so i can propose to her..”
So he told her she had a spider crawling on her back. She jumped up, terrified of the thought and tried to brush off the creepy crawly, even though there wasn’t actually anything there.
She turned back around to find him kneeling on the ground on his one knee with the ring in his hand waiting for her. She could not believe her eyes. She didn’t even want to believe that the day had come, the special day that she was going to become they fiancée of her beloved boyfriend. But then she knew he was being serious when said out the words nice a clear, ”Jenny Fraser-Wright, my epically beautiful, beloved girlfriend. Would you do the desirable honour in saying yes to becoming my wife?”
She was beaming with happiness, speechless in her words she nodded excitedly and managed to say the word “YES!” She couldn’t stop smiling! She is now the fiancee of my friend, Stephen Farmilo. Congratulations you too, i best be invited to the wedding or whatever (;Peace x
Sir:There's nothing to laugh about Grace, I'm not happy with the amount of effort with you put into your homework. I expect you to redo it by next Thursday.
Me:... *mumbles* i'd rather laugh about the poor grade i got given for a '3minute attempt of the homework just before the lesson' than be bummed about a stupid piece of homework that won't mean anything to me by the time i leave college.
:He didn't hear me, coast was clear (:
:But I'm going to make him happy by handing in my homework 2 days earlier (:
If you think about it, becoming “in a relationship” is a really hard thing.
Well, because one person’s got to like the other. & the other has to like that one person.
Then what’s even harder, is to admit to each other that you like the other and that one person.
Then it just tears you apart, practically if the opposite doesn’t feel the same way.. and then your life ends. Well not that dramatic, some are, but majority not.
Also embarrassing too :/ But relationships are just so hard to pull together -___-
Why can’t it be simpler than this?
If you’re lucky, you’ll be in a relationship. But after a while when one thinks it’s time to end. One has to break it to the other, this could be a relief for one or it could be simply not worth living for for the other… What can i say? I’ve not really been through the “not worth living for” phase yet but.. life goes on and just live it to the max i spose..?
P.S This just got me thinking whilst i was casually thinking of someone and doing some sketches again.
hu d fuk tuk d last semi-skimmed 2 pints of milk frm groby co-op, wen i fnd owt oo it is, dey gona get rolled deep on, bare shanked with a fisher price bob the builder screwdriver m8
you had a few ‘G’ grammar mistakes there, lemme list them for you: skimmed could be abbreviated for ‘skmd’ Pints - Pnts Gona - gna Get - gt rolled - rold with - wiv fisher - fishaaaaa Learn it, get with it, BRAPP (: